Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
William Shakespeare (Writer)
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.
W. C. Fields
I like to drink to suit my location.
Tom Jones (Singer)
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I was in a bar and I said to a friend, "You know, we‘ve become
those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say – Isn‘t it sad?"
George Clooney (Sexiest Man alive)
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Die besten Vergrößerungsgläser für die Freuden dieser Welt sind die,
aus denen man trinkt. Joachim Ringelnatz (1883–1934)
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of you glass.
I don‘t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
Charles Bukowski (Serious Drinker)
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
than alcohol has taken out of me.